Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011
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The Balloon

When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.
Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!
by Farbelow December 01, 2006
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Balloon

A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch
by goatbanger November 09, 2017
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balloon

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon
by afroman April 17, 2002
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balloon

slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.
I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.
by The Evster July 13, 2006
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ballooned

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.
Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!
by Wordo534 December 22, 2017
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balloon

A container for the voice altering substance (helium) that is often used by hippies and colt memmbers such as Sea Scouts, FFA, WWF, and the SCG (Senior Citizens Group).

An object used to shut up small children.
Give that fucking kid a balloon and get him out of my face.

Don\'t forget to grab the balloons we\'re going to Sea Scouts.
by Kellen Olson April 27, 2005
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