Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual
game involving exposing
one'
s ballbag.
This usually involves tugging one'
s ballbag out through the fly of one'
s trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.
These "
ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag
golf - Basic
golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A
game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one'
s ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out
Pagey: Yeah, fuckin
hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!
Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on
Jim's shoulder!
Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this
bastard!
Carl: Fuckin 'ell!