(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.
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Get the Bristow mug.Eric Bristow was a famous darts player in the 1980's - The definition of an Eric Bristow is a sex act performed to mirror the classic pose of the sportsman on the oche and he lines up a dart.
The Woman or Gay man has to get down on their knees, close one eye, poke their tongue out towards the anus as in rimming but the twist is the right or left hand reaches around the hips and hold the penis like a dart -slowly wanking it off.. hence '
The Woman or Gay man has to get down on their knees, close one eye, poke their tongue out towards the anus as in rimming but the twist is the right or left hand reaches around the hips and hold the penis like a dart -slowly wanking it off.. hence '
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It could also be used to describe a Venereal disease contracted from having relations with somebody who uses hard drugs.
It could also be used to describe a Venereal disease contracted from having relations with somebody who uses hard drugs.
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Get the Barstow swerve mug.‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.
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Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back
Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back
Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.
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