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Bristow

(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.
Great Merlin's Beard! Rachel just got Bristowed!!

By the Beard of Zeus! Abby just got Bristowed!!
by i like to slap bitches! April 6, 2009
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Eric Bristow

Eric Bristow was a famous darts player in the 1980's - The definition of an Eric Bristow is a sex act performed to mirror the classic pose of the sportsman on the oche and he lines up a dart.

The Woman or Gay man has to get down on their knees, close one eye, poke their tongue out towards the anus as in rimming but the twist is the right or left hand reaches around the hips and hold the penis like a dart -slowly wanking it off.. hence '
Would you please do me an Eric Bristow love!'
by Dicky Mc Plop December 27, 2011
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Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family
After that night, I was bristowfied.
by Ben May 27, 2004
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bristow middle school

the school is a strict prison that will snatch you’re phones quicker than you can fail your classes and go to the fRidAy sChoOl
oh my gosh bristow middle school is so strict and boring. i hate it here!
by slimthicclegend April 12, 2019
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Barstow swerve

Generally the tweaker charistics, (such as found in the people from Barstow, CA),can be referred to as the Barstow swerve.

It could also be used to describe a Venereal disease contracted from having relations with somebody who uses hard drugs.
John got the Barstow swerve from that crack whore he banged last week.
by Uncle homer June 29, 2020
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Bairstow blubber

To be an inconsolable poor loser that leads to a dramatic walk off.
‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.
by DbV69 July 4, 2023
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Bristow

Masturbating a mans cock while using tongue on his arse hole.
Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back
Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.
by Fahuq Heisalaam February 22, 2008
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