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Baconesque

1. Being of bacon, or having properties similar to bacon.

2. Can also be used to describe something that is totally radical.

3. Also is a form of atrificial bacon similar to the spam - ham relationship.
Are you gonna eat all of that BACONESQUE?

This bacon party sure is BACONESQUE.
Baconesque by p0t April 9, 2008

baconeggandcheese with no bev

The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.
NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*

Bacondog 

God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.
Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!

Bacondirt 

When something is gone over & over again. Repeatedly, belaboringly, needlessly. With a hugely smartass undertone.


Can also mean: Shut it. Zip it. Enough already. Finis.

Can also conveniently mean:

Bullshit!
Shirley? Don't you think you've just about beat this isssue with your severe lack of confidence into the bacondirt? Get a grip for the love of god.
Bacondirt by aMelunknowntoyooboo February 14, 2009

baconeggancheese 

What the ock give u when u ask for a bacon egg and cheese #bacon #eggs #cheese #baconeggancheese
Y/N: yoo #ock give me a baconeggancheese

Bacondread 

White affluent middle class "trendy" type with perfectly pruned dreadlocks.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.
Hey look at di bacondread over there. Obviously a middle class white kid who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
Bacondread by DrSleazeball December 21, 2005