Backhoe Spirit Fingures

Verb.
Def: While a female is giving oral sex to their partner, she scoops the balls with her free hand in a "Backhoe-ish"
type motion and then proceeds to wiggle fingers while testicles are in hand to promote ejaculation.

-example
Jim says,"...so I was banging ole girl last night. She started to blow me and then like a thief in the night, backhoe spirit fingures me like she was in Bring It On 8. Long story short I peed in her butt..."

by Mr. World Famous August 3, 2014

backhoe loader

when a male in a sexual relationship continuously hits it from the back and never changes positions.

"hows joey been?"
"meh, the sex is kinda boring. never really changes positions."
"he must like your ass a lot then!
"nah, he's just a backhoe loader

by savageslayer69420 April 24, 2020

backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

Double-Backhoe

A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.

Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......

by Scoopalone May 19, 2013

nigger backhoe

its a fuckin shovel

"boy, you mighty handy on the end of that nigger backhoe"

by max loads November 1, 2008