Assyrian Khigga
where you sometimes find your self holding hands with random strangers and dance around endlessly in circles while getting encouraged by the singer(s) to shake it and live long and to have only 1 leader of the line!
Assyrian Khigga by dawolchi January 23, 2011
assyrian car wash
When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
assyrian car wash by RobertOfLocksley August 3, 2015
Assyrian Girl
A middle-eastern girl with big brown eyes, dark hair,
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.
Arbella: Dude, Shamiran is so nice, she helps ppl out anyone who needs her help.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.
Assyrian Girl by nahrina October 5, 2009
Assyrian Genocide
A war crime that wiped out nearly all Assyrians on the planet. It was carried out by the Ottoman Empire on the Assyrians, a Christian minority group who lived in modern day Iraq. The Ottomans blamed Christian minorities for conspiracy with the allied powers, and proceeded to attempt to wipe out the entire Greek, Armenian, and Assyrian population, and nearly succeeded. While Greeks and Armenians are still plentiful today because many of them lived in neighboring countries, thus safe from the genocide, Assyrians were located entirely in the Ottoman Empire, and thus, up to 80% of them died. Assyrians had their villages burned, Churches destroyed, and belongings stolen by Ottoman soldiers. Then, they were led on a march to nowhere, where most of them died. If you somehow survived that, it would be forced labor for men and possible rape for women.
Despite all of this, Turkey still refuses to admit that the Assyrian genocide and the others were crimes against humanity, insisting they were necessary to save the empire from espionage.
Assyrian Genocide by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 31, 2020
assyrian redpill
Used to counter argument pro islamic arguments, the assyrians have lived in the middle east since 3500bc, assyrians are now christians.
Assyrian redpill
Idiot:"hey did u know islam is a religion of peace?"
Man with a working brain:"have u heard what they did to the assyrians?
>assyrians were taught in schools that they were arabs to further disengenuise their ancestry
>arabs begin to inhabit and radicalize once high in number
>poof, assyrians forced to either live shitty lives with chances of death or flee to western countries
>move to western countries, finally able to embrace their religious and cultural identity
>wait ... why is the prime minister Muslim? ... wait they don't really believe in islamophobia do they? ..."
Idiot:"hey did u know islam is a religion of peace?"
Man with a working brain:"have u heard what they did to the assyrians?
>assyrians were taught in schools that they were arabs to further disengenuise their ancestry
>arabs begin to inhabit and radicalize once high in number
>poof, assyrians forced to either live shitty lives with chances of death or flee to western countries
>move to western countries, finally able to embrace their religious and cultural identity
>wait ... why is the prime minister Muslim? ... wait they don't really believe in islamophobia do they? ..."
assyrian redpill by The redpiller March 18, 2017
Neo-Assyrian-Authoritarian-Falangist-Accelerationism
Neo-Assyrian-Authoritarian-Falangist-Accelerationism is a fictional political ideology that combines Neo-Assyrian nationalism, authoritarian governance, Falangist-inspired ultranationalism, and accelerationist theory. It holds that periods of severe social, political, and economic instability will hasten the collapse of existing institutions, creating the conditions for the establishment of a centralized Neo-Assyrian state. Within this fictional framework, crises are interpreted as catalysts for revolutionary transformation rather than events to be prevented, with adherents arguing that societal collapse is a necessary precursor to national rebirth.
“After the fictional party announced that every crisis should be viewed as a step toward rebuilding a Neo-Assyrian state, commentators labeled the proposal Neo-Assyrian-Authoritarian-Falangist-Accelerationism because it combined ultranationalist symbolism with an extreme accelerationist premise.”
Neo-Assyrian-Authoritarian-Falangist-Accelerationism by Doorknob Denthead June 18, 2026
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