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Chinese Astronaut

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
by NigNogger November 6, 2009
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God Is An Astronaut

An irish post-rock band known for their instrumental music and kick-ass live light effects. They never sing, but occasionally moan.

They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."
LPs

The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)
by havet1337 June 15, 2010
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assponent

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.
Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!
by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006
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Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.
I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(
by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021
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assmonaut

A fag that hits on straight guys in hopes of turning them gay. He wants to be the first guy there.
Gina: That assmonaut hit on my man again last night.
Heather: He really wants to go where no man has gone before.
by titocapotito July 28, 2007
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astronormical

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.
by Lokijk January 19, 2017
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astronomy

the study of planets, stars, the universe e.c.t.

Comes from the word Astro, which is latin for star and nomy which meens system of rules, laws, or knowledge of a particular field

This word is often confused with astrology, which is the study of planets/sun/moon and how it relates to human behavhiour
The stars are so beautiful, I think I want to study astronomy
by hamsterhamster December 20, 2008
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