Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
by NigNogger November 6, 2009
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They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."
They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."
LPs
The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)
The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)
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• assmonkey
• astronaut
• astronut
• asspony
• astronomical
• assmongrel
• assrocket
• asstronaut
• Astronaut In The Ocean
A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.
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Comes from the word Astro, which is latin for star and nomy which meens system of rules, laws, or knowledge of a particular field
This word is often confused with astrology, which is the study of planets/sun/moon and how it relates to human behavhiour
Comes from the word Astro, which is latin for star and nomy which meens system of rules, laws, or knowledge of a particular field
This word is often confused with astrology, which is the study of planets/sun/moon and how it relates to human behavhiour
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