asspuppy

a man unusually attracted to his women's ass.

Chris could not keep his hands off of Lynn's ass. He is such an asspuppy.

by tker November 20, 2009

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

asspoj

your own personal whore who does anal sex only

charlie sheen forget what you know asspojs are the way to go

by gurfij November 17, 2011

assiopath

An adult male usually named Jeff. Who pretends his legs are broken, demands a sandwich and back rubs. Has delusions of having a dick the size of a highway (although it is large). Also screams profanities in public especially around small children.

Look Jane that guy walking in to subway making his girlfriend rub his back is being a total assiopath. I bet his name is Jeff.

by Assiopath June 26, 2017

assport

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

assoplasty

assoplasty; surgically repair damage or injury to one's arse. Also performed to improve the appearance of one's ass with the use of implants (such as those used to bring the visual effects of a "ghetto booty" to someone with a small ass or no ass at all).

She fell and tore her ass on a nail sticking out of the floor. The surgeon had to perform an assoplasty to sew it back together.

The small white girl had no ass at all. She had to have the surgeon perform an assoplasty and have implants placed in her cheecks to give her a lucious ghetto booty like J-Lo has.

by Der Kommisar October 19, 2010

prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009