The key to proper use is to fully understand the nuanced meaning and connotations intended by its use.
The ejaculate part of the definition represents the idea of building up and explosive release.
The ass part refers to the fact that that the explosive release is some sort of fecal matter.
So, describing an activity as "a bunch of assjaculate" means that emotions have been brewing for a while and finally jismed themselves out.
Engaging in the act of assjaculating is the natural extension of the metaphorical shit-storm that's been brewing in your head all year and then finds its way out.
When one finds oneself assjaculated upon, one has been working on a project for some time and in one fell swoop the powers that be convulsively (and possibly without warning) shit all over you.
The best application of assjaculate is at meetings or professional development workshops/seminars.
The ejaculate part of the definition represents the idea of building up and explosive release.
The ass part refers to the fact that that the explosive release is some sort of fecal matter.
So, describing an activity as "a bunch of assjaculate" means that emotions have been brewing for a while and finally jismed themselves out.
Engaging in the act of assjaculating is the natural extension of the metaphorical shit-storm that's been brewing in your head all year and then finds its way out.
When one finds oneself assjaculated upon, one has been working on a project for some time and in one fell swoop the powers that be convulsively (and possibly without warning) shit all over you.
The best application of assjaculate is at meetings or professional development workshops/seminars.
Noun: Man, that ice-breaking activity they made us do was a bunch of assjaculate.
Verb: My boss came to our meeting and assjaculated all over our new ideas.
Verb: My boss came to our meeting and assjaculated all over our new ideas.
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Get the assjaculate mug.Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.
Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.
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Mighty Brahmaputra flows through this country. It is the only home of one horned rhino, Tea, Muga Silk, Bihu Fest, Gamosa, rice beer and many exciting flavors.
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India: Where r u from
Assamese: I am from Assam
Indian: Frightened.................. o nice, brave man.
Assamese: I am from Assam
Indian: Frightened.................. o nice, brave man.
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Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch
Chaz: I was sitting on the toilet having a major assjaculation all night.. shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch
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