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assinator

a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded
on third down almasi used the assinator play and ended up getting decked
by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005
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SASSINATION

A really cool girl group consisting of 8 members:
Beatboxer: VANILLA
Back up singer: CUMIN
Sound effects: SAFFRON
Lead singer: CINNAMON
Beatboxer : PAPRIKA
Main Dancer: GARAM MASALA
Harmony: CHILI POWDER
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Backup Dancer: salt
"Have you heard of SASSINATION?"
"OMG who hasn't? Their songs are so funky!"
by rlly cool November 25, 2022
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assignation

A secret meeting usually occurring between lovers.
As he prepared for the coming assignation with his sister-in-law his naked hairless chest began to throb and his face erupted into a cold sweat.
by witit November 22, 2013
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Asspiration

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.
Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.
by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015
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Asspiration

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.
"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."
by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008
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Assinator

Terminator Model T-400 protype cybernetic killing machine designed by Skynet. Constructed using advanced metals with composite materials. Powered by a small fission reactor it was designed to provide close battle field interdiction and counter intelligence support.
Based on Skynets comprhensive human database and genetic information from the Human Genome project the organic exoskeleton was designed to provide a non threatening cover for its stealth support role. Initial reports from the battlefield detail the tremendous power the T-400 had to intimidate the resistance and strike fear into any enemy.
However design flaws meant increasingly T-400 were not returning from battle missions. Subsequent analysis of the design schematics revealed that Skynet had mistakenly based the design of the T-400 on male figures appearing on television circa 1980's in particular on mtv shows.
Further analysis of neural network chip recovered from incapacitated T-400's shows that the design was infact based on the construction worker appearing in the village people. Together with survivor reports from T-400 attacks it was surmised that T-400 preferred method of attack was to dispense with heavy weaponry and simply bugger the enemy to death. This together with the construction worker disguise and the hard hat resulted in massive casualties for the resistance.
A field report from the battle of nevada shows how four T-400's were able to route a 200 strong special forces team. Casualties who survived were unable to continue battle duty due to the inability to walk straight although some said the experience was not entirely unenjoyable. Of the 200 strong squad, 140 were unable to walk straight, 50 were retired and ten requested leave to have a same sex marraige.
The mystery of non-returning T-400's was finally resovled when reported surfaced that bootleg village people band was touring the country. On further inspection it was found the T-400's had gone A.W.O.L and formed a new dance troup devoted to the village people together with opening a Boyz'n'Uniform bar for same sex couples
Skynet cease production of the T-400 when they demanded tighter leather pants, better dressing rooms and bigger flower bouquets before entering the battlefield.
Seal Team Six - Contact , Contact we have four inbound hostiles clothed as contruction workers, engaging fire
Seal Team Leader - Abort mission , I repeat Abort mission!, hostiles are Assinators . All units cover your rear ! and prepare for hostiles to perform flanking manouver !
Seal Team Six - Sir we require urgent assistance , Murphy is down Sir ! he's been buggered to death . Requesting urgent medivac rep.......
Seal Team Leader - Those boys are a gonna, No-one i repeat no-one has survived an Assinator


1st man - Steer clear of that bloke he's an Assinator, every holes a gole for him

2nd man - Yes i heard he's a construction worker and likes to go round the tradesmans
by binsurfer December 10, 2003
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Austination

The act of dating a 14 year old girl, and playing Grand Theft Auto for too damn long at your friend's house. Especially when he is tired and you have school in the morning.
You're living in a constant state of Austination
by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005
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