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I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE

When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore
I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore
by DICHDONGREE June 18, 2018
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assfole

by biggiesmalls101 August 20, 2007
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assfire

when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her cunt you get this within 24 hrs.
Damn that bitch I caught assfire from her skanky ass.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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assorexia

do you have assorexia? i swear you take some ex-lax everytime you eat
by Aaaaaalison March 1, 2008
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ASSFIRE!

What you shout out to warn people you're about to fart.
I GOT ASSFIRE!gents Incoming fart!
by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019
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assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.
I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.
by RJ Miller July 13, 2023
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asspores

Bigass pores found in a manly ass. Caused by jerking off too much. Common in 50 year old pedophiles.
Dude, stop jacking off. Your asspores are the size of your mom!
by sdfghnjt434 September 30, 2023
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