assumption

n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.

Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...

by dip June 28, 2004

Assumption Song

An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.

"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"

Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.

"Hay, Can I sing the assumption song for you"

"Sure!"

"*sings*"

"Eww gross *Throws pie in face*"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 12, 2010

assumptions

assuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.

omg yeahh! ASSUMPTIONSS!

by lina.twins.eamon.chan.lewis. June 3, 2010

Davenport Assumption High School

A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.

ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.

by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011

Assumptious

adjective

to frequently assume things

Katie thinks whenever she sees a guy stumbling around he must be drunk. She's very assumptious.

by Arrrbee August 20, 2006

assumption school

A feminist school in Morristown New Jersey. Works you well but is very inside the box. Incredibly racist and unfunny students. I swear half of the school vapes. People are fake and half the teachers which are all female are lesbian with another teacher. I went here for 8 years and it is either a really good experience or it isn’t.

Assumption school is a school

by Yes_No February 16, 2018

assumptionist

A person that assumes the wrong thing all the time.

Brian Assumed Rey was sleeping with Janien .That Brian is an assumptionist.

by CortezV January 9, 2008