Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

assboat

an random insult used to call someone an ass, but to make it sound slightly different.

suck my balls, assboat.

by =Dean-o= July 26, 2006

assblast

A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.

I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.

by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008

Assblastathon

The act of literally fucking some chicks ass to oblivion, in a marithon session.

Last night, I gave Kellie an assblastathon of epic proportions! That dumb cunt is going to be walking bowlegged for a week!

Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!

by BAMF613 January 6, 2018

Assholaversary

Assholaversary,is a definite ass hole celebrating an anniversary,for either doing good deeds for people helping people....or just being a long time asshole for any reason

Happy Assholaversary,to the entire crowd.

by Big Papa DD July 24, 2018

assblaster

a fierce animal shits fire

look a assblaster

by dev ooff gang October 18, 2018

Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.

Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.

by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009