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assassinator

What one must say after punching someone in the back in Halo, generally followed by a quick session of teabagging.
It was 49-49 and I walked up to the laser tower, assassinated the guy charging his laser while exclaiming "assassinator", and teabagged him as the screen faded to black, giving us the victory.
by JJ3672 March 28, 2008
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assassin

1. A contract killer.

2. The best type of girlfriend to have. If you have an assassin girlfriend, you got twice the ass for the price of one.
1. Are you a real assassin? Bill at the office has been bugging me, can you fix that?

2. To get an assassin girlfriend is way better than getting a BOOBY TRAP girlfriend.
by CriticalDesign January 14, 2008
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Assassinator

Not an ordinary assassin, they are man or a woman (Imagine a terminator) paid to clean up the human trash. Human trash meaning those who we all hate, AKA assholes. Assassinators will not go down so easily, they are unstoppable and will terminate those bastards you hates.
Friend 1: "Hey Fred, I just hired an Assassinator just to kill you"
Fred: "Haha, it better not be like last time, like when the assassin failed to kill me"
Friend 2: "Fred don't worry about it. Assassinators never fail"
Friend 1: "They're UNSTOPPABLE"
by Gwei Lun October 4, 2009
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Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.
"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."
by Tremblay October 20, 2008
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Assassin

A gentleman with the unique skill of "Breaking In" Woman to the act of anal sex for their first time. Generally, causing the women to develop a great liking to the act, therereby creating what is otherwise known as "Ass Mongers" out of the women.

Assassins generally share alot of the same characteristics as the "Ass Weasel"
That Assassin's broken her in so well that she needs the ass just to get herself off....Well, this must suit his needs just perfectly!
by ebby-d August 1, 2006
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Assassin

Two asses that are in.
Get that assassin, we need three for the party!
by INTERNET H8 MACHINE January 11, 2008
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Assassin

by pro-nun-see-A-shun February 25, 2003
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