Game-asm

When the winner/winning player of a computer game gets far to excited.

Playing Halo..........
Person 1: WWWWOOOOHHHHOOOOOO DIE YEAH WOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST YYYYEEEEE POW POW WOOHHHOOO

Person 2: Man stop with the game-asm.

by cuffua8 January 9, 2013

Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM)

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.

While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.

by cheemacs June 4, 2020

.org-asm

Da sexual-release feeling dat someone who greatly prefers non-profit websites experiences when he brings up a page other than the ".com" type

Many organizations are indeed "in it for the money" even though they may not admit it, so visiting their websites is nothing to have a .org-asm about.

by QuacksO January 13, 2020

ASM

When lol, lmao, lmfao or ctfu just doesn't cut it, there's always ASM-Almost Shit Myself

Holy shit that was funny, ASM!!!

by Sirchopudown May 7, 2016

ASM

Air-to-Surface Missile

The interdiction squadron managed to fire an Air-to-Surface Missile (ASM) straight up Godzilla's gigantic monster ass sending him back to the oceans depths

by anonymous May 18, 2020

asm

Doing the Tik Tok trend to remove the first and last letter of your name.

Asm tiktok trend

by Whoa I thought? April 9, 2021