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No questions asked

When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.

Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013
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Askar

London slang for police/federatis. Derived from Somali word for police or soldier, used mainly in London.
Also used in Swahili and Arabic.
Brother Number 1:Oi theres askar we need to cut
Brother Number 2: snm, say ma'salama to these bucktees
by jdoublembabyy January 8, 2021
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Arkady

The funniest Welsh guy out. Sexy and intelligent too. I mean ARKADY, how cool a name's that?! It can be abbreviated to rkd.
There's quite a lot of Russian people called Arkady.
Damn, Arkady's awesome, talented, hilarious and such a babe.
by cheetah69 February 15, 2014
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Who asked?

I asked… it was me all along
Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me

Fortnite Kid: Who?

Chad: You!

Fortnite Kid: Asked?

Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.
by • Intelligent Man • May 23, 2022
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Nobody Asked

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.
Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.
by Fruitsz February 11, 2020
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Ashad

Ashad is a rare, person overall.

They obtain a sharp jawline, and nice high cheekbones.
Enjoys to flirt, and is sometimes dubbed a player.
But, in the end of the day, they're just gorgeous guys, who love girls.
Girl: Woah, did you see that boy on Insta!
Girl 2: He seems dreamy, really Ashad
by blaze boi October 10, 2019
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assadocide

That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.
Syria’s nonstop assadocide has been going on for more than a decade now.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021
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