asshead

1. When you've been in bed too long, you get bedhead. When you've had your head up your ass for too long, you get asshead.

Even after I tried to have that asshead committed to the mental ward, he thought we could still work it out.

by MaryMargaret July 6, 2008

asshead

When someone with a fat head, the type that has folds, has a very short or shaved type haircut, making their head look like a sideways ass.

His head is to fat for that haircut, he has an asshead.

by Coco Loco June 12, 2006

asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

Ashhel

means bright in urdu/ arabic

girl name

She can be very quiet but the next minute she can be very loud as well. She is kind, pretty, average height usually, brown eyes, brown hair, she's very smart.

If you ever get in a verbal fight with Ashhel you will most likely lose, (she will use her logic against you)

Person 1: "Ashhel is very smart."

Person 2: "Back off"

by anoymous2220 March 16, 2019

asshelmet

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

assheil

A male/female that willfully subscribes to and promotes the most hateful rhetoric espoused by the self-described "alt-right" movement, a previously little-known group comprised of nationalist and xenophobic ideologies that has gained national attention due in large part to the campaign - and subsequent election to the United States presidency - of Donald Trump. Also can be used to describe those who have obvious xenophobic and/or racist beliefs that they share publicly usually to an awkward, confused, and/or unwilling audience.

In the News: Delta confirmed that they have banned a vocal Trump supporter from ever traveling on their airline again after he was captured on video denouncing Hillary Clinton supporters unprovoked and praising President-elect Donald Trump while the plane was traveling from Atlanta, Ga to Allentown, Pa. Witnesses to the unwarranted and toothless outburst described the man as "An assheil that wouldn't shut up about Trump", other witnesses felt that the outburst made a good case for free liquor any time an assheil spoke out loud again in any environment where the audience is unable to escape (while not plummeting 30,000 feet to their, albeit more peaceful, death(s).

by KrampyDoo November 29, 2016

asshead

someone relly dumb, stupid or annoting

"no assheads allowed!!! that means you Milo!!! you asshead!!!" - - - the Oblongs

by abbi mazz April 10, 2003