assheil 

A male/female that willfully subscribes to and promotes the most hateful rhetoric espoused by the self-described "alt-right" movement, a previously little-known group comprised of nationalist and xenophobic ideologies that has gained national attention due in large part to the campaign - and subsequent election to the United States presidency - of Donald Trump. Also can be used to describe those who have obvious xenophobic and/or racist beliefs that they share publicly usually to an awkward, confused, and/or unwilling audience.

In the News: Delta confirmed that they have banned a vocal Trump supporter from ever traveling on their airline again after he was captured on video denouncing Hillary Clinton supporters unprovoked and praising President-elect Donald Trump while the plane was traveling from Atlanta, Ga to Allentown, Pa. Witnesses to the unwarranted and toothless outburst described the man as "An assheil that wouldn't shut up about Trump", other witnesses felt that the outburst made a good case for free liquor any time an assheil spoke out loud again in any environment where the audience is unable to escape (while not plummeting 30,000 feet to their, albeit more peaceful, death(s).

assheil by KrampyDoo November 29, 2016

asshelmet 

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".

do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!

asshelmet by zem January 11, 2005

Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything

Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!

Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Asshile 

A person who is so fed up with themselves that they cannot see beyond the scope of their own vision.

Tom Cruise is such an Asshile

Asshile by Tilyth October 13, 2010

asshill 

Some one with such a big arse that you can't see over it when they lay down.

Mandy has a Asshill

asshill by Antonio stella bottom tile February 16, 2017

asshelmet 

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

asshelmet by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

Asshile 

When you type asshole but you gotta keep it pg . Or when her ass is too fat when she’s laying down

Damn lil momma you got a fat asshile

Asshile by Lilpennyduck October 20, 2021