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A male/female that willfully subscribes to and promotes the most hateful rhetoric espoused by the self-described "alt-right" movement, a previously little-known group comprised of nationalist and xenophobic ideologies that has gained national attention due in large part to the campaign - and subsequent election to the United States presidency - of Donald Trump. Also can be used to describe those who have obvious xenophobic and/or racist beliefs that they share publicly usually to an awkward, confused, and/or unwilling audience.
In the News: Delta confirmed that they have banned a vocal Trump supporter from ever traveling on their airline again after he was captured on video denouncing Hillary Clinton supporters unprovoked and praising President-elect Donald Trump while the plane was traveling from Atlanta, Ga to Allentown, Pa. Witnesses to the unwarranted and toothless outburst described the man as "An assheil that wouldn't shut up about Trump", other witnesses felt that the outburst made a good case for free liquor any time an assheil spoke out loud again in any environment where the audience is unable to escape (while not plummeting 30,000 feet to their, albeit more peaceful, death(s).
assheil by KrampyDoo November 29, 2016
Words you can keep

asshelmet 

absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.

Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.

May be ordered from a "hatmonger".
do0D ~ you're a total asshelmet!
asshelmet by zem January 11, 2005
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Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything
Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!
Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020
A person who is so fed up with themselves that they cannot see beyond the scope of their own vision.
Tom Cruise is such an Asshile
Asshile by Tilyth October 13, 2010
Some one with such a big arse that you can't see over it when they lay down.
Mandy has a Asshill
asshill by Antonio stella bottom tile February 16, 2017

asshelmet 

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.
Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...
asshelmet by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007
When you type asshole but you gotta keep it pg . Or when her ass is too fat when she’s laying down
Damn lil momma you got a fat asshile
Asshile by Lilpennyduck October 20, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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