Assheavyphobia 

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.

Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *

Assheavyphobia by atiredloser July 13, 2021

assheavyphobia 

a phobia where you are scared of asses that identify as heavy, mostly taken very seriously.

What's up pablo?

Nothing much. Have you seen Andreas ass? It looks mad heavy.
Dude whats wrong with you? Did you not remember that i have assheavyphobia? Thats messed up bro.
Oh im sorry!
You better be.

assheavyphobia by faxsky July 13, 2021

assheavyphobia 

a phobia where you are scarred of heavy asses

Oh hey Mike, look they have a heavy ass!
tanner I'm scarred of heavy asses I have assheavyphobia!

assheavyphobia by faxsky October 20, 2020