Assheavyphobia 

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.

Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *

Assheavyphobia by atiredloser July 13, 2021

assheavyphobia 

a phobia where you are scared of asses that identify as heavy, mostly taken very seriously.

What's up pablo?

Nothing much. Have you seen Andreas ass? It looks mad heavy.
Dude whats wrong with you? Did you not remember that i have assheavyphobia? Thats messed up bro.
Oh im sorry!
You better be.

assheavyphobia by faxsky July 13, 2021

assheavyphobia 

a phobia where you are scarred of heavy asses

Oh hey Mike, look they have a heavy ass!
tanner I'm scarred of heavy asses I have assheavyphobia!

assheavyphobia by faxsky October 20, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008