ashshe

A llama frolicing chick who goes by the name of tina, She enjoys mating with red young lobsters, pandas and emus.

If she is in a bad mood she will and i repeat will give you the lame hand. Beware of this defense mechanisim.

Also a very horny thing that humps random inanimate objects.

I saw an ashshe mating with my kelly lobster today at the store.

Ashshe's hump every pop machine in site.

by Stephanie January 2, 2005

Ahsher

Ahsher is a term meaning, Speed of light, and faster.
the fastest known object in the universe is ssomeone named Ahsher, and nothing is faster. they will ofter run so fast that they are technically flying, and will often win races in hurdles.

When Ahsher does hurdles, not even Sim can keep up.

by smssss June 10, 2011

asshead

1. One who is incredibly ugly.
2. One who is constantly talking shit.
3. One who has shit for brains.

Lennox Lewis talked shit about Klitschko after almost being beaten like the bitch he is: therefore Lennox Lewis is an asshead.

by fidel August 14, 2003

asshead

one who acts like an idiot,A moron,a stupid person.

Oh my gosh, you are such an asshead!!!!

by mARCYH August 21, 2006

Assheavyphobia

A phobia, where you have a serious fear of heavy asses.

Marine: MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Scientist: * screams in assheavyphobia *

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Ashsexual

When you love Ashleigh Lewis no matter your sexuality

I think I might be “Ashsexual” Like damn Ashleigh is fine as FUCK😳🥵

by Ashesfall May 30, 2020

asshearing

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."

by nilyasam May 19, 2016