Stella is the phooking daddy!
stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.
stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.
by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004
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Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.
Still easily the nicest lager available.
Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.
Still easily the nicest lager available.
Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"
by MindblowN January 18, 2004
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Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.
Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok
Many beers later....
Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.
So smoooth.
Me- Ok
Many beers later....
Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.
So smoooth.
by Beerenthusiast October 15, 2008
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This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.
This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.
Some awesome kid: OMGZZZZ my computer won't work. Mom, get in here, something is wrong with the computer!!!
MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...
Mom: Oh you kids...
MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...
Mom: Oh you kids...
by Von Mannshaft March 14, 2009
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" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
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It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!
Me; Man after a few stella's i beated th living fuck out of that mexican!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!
by Bronx-ghetto-my niggazzzzzz February 13, 2008
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by diamonddave420 November 3, 2010
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