artois

Ass Hole

I drink Stella Artois daily. And that makes me an asshole!

artois by Akathebrat April 24, 2018

artois'd 

Equivalent to punk'd.

In reference to Robert, Count of Artois who regularly pranked his guests in middle ages France.

*After spraying water up a lady's dress*
Count: Alriiiigght!YEEAAHH!!! Wooooo!Haha! You've been Artois'd!!

Lady: What!?
Count: You've been Artois'd!
Lady: What do you mean???
Count: I mean you've been Artois'd!

Lady: who are you????

artois'd by princeconsort August 15, 2011

stella artois 

reassuringly expensive

stella artois by Ron May 17, 2003

Stella Artois 

A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.

Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott

Stella Artois by Terminator1353 September 6, 2018

stella artois 

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.

Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.

stella artois by Danski November 5, 2003

Menage Artois 

Getting fucked on stong continental lagers.

It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois...

Menage Artois by mixmage June 11, 2007

stella artois 

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?

stella artois by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004