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Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.
Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013
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Lance Armstrong

A(person) lying, cheating, piece of human excrement.
Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong
by Mike Zo January 15, 2013
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billie joe armstrong

guitarist/ singer for the band green day
(and you cant disagree with that because its true)
by melissa** June 29, 2006
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A Louis Armstrong

A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.
Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.
by bwa bellend February 19, 2018
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Lance Armstrong

Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
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Senator Armstrong

Gigachad. He wins against your dad
Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*
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Lance Armstrong

When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:

1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"

2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."

Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:

1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."

2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
by fooloof August 31, 2013
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