Armin Arlert

my husband

whos that

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by LightYagami'sWaifu December 16, 2020

armchair mercenary

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

Armin Arlert

very

beautiful
charming

splendid

intelligent

sweet

respectful

VERY HOT

to be respected

and finally a lover of the ocean

example:

Armin Arlert is cute.

by sbarnes January 31, 2021

Armin van Buuren

2005

Straight from Holland, Armin van Buuren (AvB) is one of today's most respected and well-known trance DJs in the world, along with other popular DJs like Tiesto, Paul van Dyk and Ferry Corsten, with whom he often collaborates with.

AvB runs his own weekly show, A State of Trance (ASOS), in which he compiles some of the best songs of that time into a mix. His big 200th episode aired June 9th, 2005 on Digitally Imported radio, in which he displayed his profound ability to blend and layer songs into one mix.

AvB also produces and remixes single tracks, many of which have become very popular in the trance scene, such as "Burned With Desire", "Communication", "Janeiro" and "Shivers".

Regardless of opinions, Armin van Buuren has a loyal fanbase and passionately influences the rave scene around the world.

Armin is a lawyer in his spare time.

While many argue over whether Tiesto is better than Armin van Buuren, I say that they are best in their own degrees.

by Elevate July 12, 2005

Armchair Jock

An avid sports fan who really doesn't play any sport, but has a vast knowlege of the ins & outs of their sport of choice.

Bob knows more about football than any of the players on the football team. He's a true armchair jock

by J-Mar September 1, 2008

armchair engineers

These are typically 24 year old yuppie wannabees straight out of college. It takes about 18 months to get them to the point where they can actually do something constructive for the company. Once this happens, they get a stupid title with the word "worldwide director" or something, and from this point on will not put their hands on anything tangible, like a product.

"Man, that Jeremy is an egghead. We finally get him to the point where he can walk without hand-holding and he gets a position with the armchair engineers."

by running out of patience March 15, 2008

Armin Tamzarian

The real name of The Simpsons character Seymour Skinner. The real Seymour Skinner was MIA in Vietnam. When Armin Tamzarian came to tell Skinner's (s)mother the news he assumed the identity of Skinner and became principal of Springfield Elementary school.

"We could make things more challenging, but then the stupider students would complain." said Armin Tamzarian AKA Seymour Skinner

by DPop December 7, 2006