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applebees

resteraunt struggling to stay open/sit down resteraunt
larry had a burger from applebees
by chicfi October 25, 2019
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AppleBees's Customer Service

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
by w.DM2 August 3, 2020
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scary_applebees

The best mutual you could ever have on tiktok
Are you mutuals with @scary_applebees?
No
Well then what are you doing with your life?
by 3:59am April 10, 2021
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Applebees

Food chain restaurant in which employees are driven to insanity from being forced to work ridiculous hours at poor wages and deal with with cheap, ignorant customers and their undisciplined spawn (whose goal is to do nothing more than cover every open space with the food ordered for them and to shout at the top of their lungs) who wouldn't do half of the tasks asked of the employees for double of what they leave in tips and gratuity is still a nonexistent dream. Food quality varies on location but is susceptible to generalization. Cheese is a must for every dish.
That party of twenty just left me forty cents on a two hundred dollar check. But they enjoyed their cheese. Welcome to working at Applebees!
by Struggling Optimist February 10, 2010
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Applebees

Noun - A restraunt that is popular and recieves a lot of business. Often stressing employees and overworking them. Service is slow and tempers run high, with employees all identities by being forced to wear name-tags that say, "Hi Neighbor ____Their Name____ I'M APPLEBEES"

They often boost morale by saying chants and calling each other Applebuddies and refer to simple activities as Appletasks. Such as, Applehandshake, Applehug, Applewand, Applemic (Short for microwave).

Food is often dropped and served to customers and orders will sit in the heating window for 45 minutes.
John Doe: "I ate at Applebees last night."
by Former Employee February 11, 2006
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Applebees

A code-word/slang for Marijuana, Weed, etc. used to be discrete in conversation.
Ex. I went to Applebees last night, it was a great "dessert(high)."
Ex.2 My Applebees "waiter" gave me a great deal.
by 12341234m October 1, 2013
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mobile applebee's

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
by projectmantis September 28, 2008
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