Ascension

(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.

Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

ascension

An erection that is holy.

When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."

by Shmonor May 21, 2008

abension

the sexual phenomenon which occurs when one member of a sexual party is on top of another party member, whilst thrusting up and down on an erect penis. The penis suffers "abension" when the partner on top thrusts upward to quickly causing the penis to exit the vagina, or anus, and on the insuing downward thrust, the erect penis is slammed and "abended" by the lower torso of the thrusting partner.

When your girl slams your cock cuz her ass is out of control, that's abension

by Andy G boyee ~djandots~ December 6, 2004

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

Asensio

In addition to the top definition Asensio also supports the Yankees which makes him very very stupid and stinky

Senor Flopper: @King• did you know @Asensio supports the Yankees?
King•: LMFAO NO WAY

by Also Bald_Messi May 31, 2021

assensio

a humerous/funny way to say something not in your interest or to counter a false statement

fictional Italian word

Amme: Let’s not go out and stay in for the night

Nebur: Assensio! Let’s go out for some drinks

by Assensio March 7, 2022