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Ambidextrous

The act of being able to masturbate with both hands without having arm tensions.
Dude 1 - "Damn, man did you see Jill last night? She was giving two dudes handies without stopping!"

Dude 2 - "Man, I know, she's pretty ambidextrous.
by TheToLsOnattor December 31, 2011
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Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.
Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.
by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009
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AmBEDextrous

Being able to sleep on either side of the bed without problems or complaints.
Being ambedextrous has always helped Sheri with sleeping arrangements.

Most women I have dated preferred the same side of the bed as me, but Suzanne was ambedextrous.
by Esinem February 7, 2014
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ambidextrous

Being able to masturbate woth both hands.
I wish I was ambidextrous.
by Derw June 11, 2006
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ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out
Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.
by Idk hi April 1, 2018
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Ambidextrous

When your hands are bisexual
"Their hands had come out as bisexual, unlike the rest of them, who had consequently come out as ambidextrous"
by Silvermist Ranger March 27, 2022
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Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.
Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"
by skmad12 June 9, 2013
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