Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

Aluminum Water by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

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retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

retard in aluminum foil by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

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aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.

Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.

aluminum class by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

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aluminum digger

A word used by Glozell (glozell1 from Youtube) when explaining "Eenie Meenie" by Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber. It means a young version of a gold digger.

That girl talking to all those guys is definitely an aluminum digger.

aluminum digger by mecyclone June 17, 2010