AluminumWater 

A popular nutrition beverage distributed by AluminumWater LLC. in Copper Harbor, Michigan.

"Man can I have a sip of your AluminumWater?"

"Back off home-dogg this is MY AluminumWater, get your own!"

AluminumWater by Expired_Salt November 9, 2018

Aluminum Water 

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

Aluminum Water by Titanclaws November 9, 2018