Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

by Ear-Fuck February 20, 2009

Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

by Raws December 23, 2015

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018

Hoodie Alzeimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzeimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024

Alcazeimers

A description of when someone is unable to recall, from their memory, relevant information due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I can't remember my name as I have alcazeimers.

by Dubbram October 11, 2015

Alzheimers

A disease where you forget everything and anything you have ever known

I have never made a definition for alzheimers so i will do it before i forget

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming June 3, 2022

alkzheimer's

Booze induced loss of memory and motor function.

His alkzheimer's was flaring up last night; he was calling everybody Stevie and trying to order Jeff Daniels and coke

by Big baad boab February 17, 2024