by Zarendargar November 8, 2021
Get the Alka Seltzer mug.A Tennessee Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.
The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!
The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!
Dude 1: Dude, I did a Tennessee Alka-Seltzer on a GRITS yesterday!
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.
by Ben Erman July 4, 2007
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When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
by Lex Kidderminster October 15, 2023
Get the Burnley alka seltzer mug.Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium
Na, Sodium
NH3, Ammonia
Ca, Calcium
Ba, Barium
Na, Sodium
NH3, Ammonia
Ca, Calcium
Ba, Barium
Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021
Get the Alkaline Metals mug.my favourite band. produce very relative songs regarding life - love, alcohol, drugs, and dissappointment
lyrics can get quite emotional although they cannot be described as emo. medium heavy sound but cannot be described as indie. shouldnt really be described as punk-rock but meh it suits them, so there. any1 who describes them as pop-punk deserves to be shot.
lyrics can get quite emotional although they cannot be described as emo. medium heavy sound but cannot be described as indie. shouldnt really be described as punk-rock but meh it suits them, so there. any1 who describes them as pop-punk deserves to be shot.
Alkaline Trio's 'Goddamnit!' = Best Debut Album Ever, and everything else they have ever produced is equally as listenable
by Alk3 Fan December 24, 2003
Get the Alkaline Trio (alk3) mug.the best band ANYONE ANYWHERE can listen to! they are so kick ass. alk 3 is the band that will always be out there. they will never fade. i personally think that they will never go away. i bet you in 3045 they will be still rockin! through computers i mean. or w.e
by ImFatallyYours3 November 2, 2003
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just a few good songs too look out for:
this is getting over you
goodbye forever
continental
private eye
Trucks and trains
This must be love
Exploding boy (cover)
Steamer trunk
theres some to get you started that i personally haven't tired of yet.
saw/meet the at teh astoria and got somestuff signed back stage, well back of the building lol and there very good lads.
just a few good songs too look out for:
this is getting over you
goodbye forever
continental
private eye
Trucks and trains
This must be love
Exploding boy (cover)
Steamer trunk
theres some to get you started that i personally haven't tired of yet.
saw/meet the at teh astoria and got somestuff signed back stage, well back of the building lol and there very good lads.
Alkaline trio make the best Dark Punk that i have ever heard...scrub that, the best alround PUNK ever!
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www.anotherrule.cjb.net
by will eves January 21, 2004
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