alexsexual

when you’re attracted to people named alex, male or female. this could be alexandra, alexandria, or alexander. other variants include aleksandra and aleksander.

“Maybe you’re alexsexual.”
“What does that mean?”
“Only people named ‘alex’ can make you nut.”

by bubblebuttcherry May 16, 2018

Aloesexual

A term that brainwashed liberal young gen-z's use to confuse normal people on what regular sexual attraction is. Created by the communists to divide and conquer society. Usually, can be found coming out of the mouth of privileged white kids with multicolored hair and several mental illnesses.

"I hear Katy is aloesexual today, but yesterday she was asexual. She's always going back and for between wanting sex and not. She's so fluid."

by NoLeftistAllowed July 20, 2022

Alesexual

Alesexual means you’re only attracted to ale Bc ale is the sexiest, hottest, most amazing person on this planet. It’s not common to meet an alesexual person because these bitches be for everyone so if your name isn’t Lyla tapangco than you’re not alesexual.

Person: aye lemmy get yo number

Lyla: oh nah I’m alesexual sorry

by Leeleebetrappin November 10, 2019

Alecsexuality

That sexuality you have when you love one Alex/Alecs,or your life is full of them.

A: My boyfriend's name is Alecs.
B: Omg,again?! I think you have Alecsexuality...

by ilovalecs123 June 11, 2021

Alexsexual

When somebody is sexually attracted to a piece of hot and cute trash called Alex.

I heard Linda is Alexsexual now.
Really good coming out for her!

by Liseforlife October 11, 2021

Alensexual

Being sexually attracted to Alen

I love alen so much, i’m Alensexual!

by anonymous November 30, 2021

alfiesexual

If you are alfiesexual you like the ancient Alfie tribe and you want to suck Alfie’s off but the Alfies only let special people suck them off Alfies choose their hoes wisely while also wanting to fuck every man on earth

Joe: Look Arch is sucking Alfie off !

Josh: yeah I know arch is Alfiesexual

by kissingalfieisnotgay September 16, 2022