Alec Baldwin

When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.

I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.

Alec Baldwin by Jacque the Second December 1, 2021

Alec Baldwin

When a man has a failed vasectomy.

Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.

Alec Baldwin by Jdl September 18, 2022

Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

Alec Baldwin by SharkTac June 17, 2023

Alec Baldwin Syndrome 

A condition in which an otherwise handsome young actor grows up to resemble a potato. While women can suffer from ABS, it's largely the domain of men.

Other examples of actors who suffered from Alec Baldwin Syndrome include Orson Welles and Marlon Brando

Alec Baldwin Syndrome by Moggraider December 8, 2009

Alec Baldwin'd 

Alec Baldwin: n. A serious man.

Alec Baldwin'd: adv. Made your voice deep and serious to prove a point.

Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."

Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."

Guy: Wow, you meant it, Alec Baldwin is....a serious man.

Alec Baldwin'd by ValcoreSylvestra November 21, 2010

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety 

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety by your real nаme November 15, 2021

Alec Baldwin Blanks 

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

Alec Baldwin Blanks by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021