He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.

My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

by QuacksO July 8, 2023

Afterning

Afterning - the time between afternoon and evening usually around 2-5 o'clock.

Joe - "when should I meet you?"
Kate - "how about this afterning?"

by WordG3n3rator July 24, 2015

aftermidhight

Aftermidhight is a twitter user that has 1.2k followers and 99% of the time their tweets are jokes so dont take it seriously. Shoutout to my friends that most likely wont read this, but thanks for reading anyways. Also go follow aftermidhight thanks.

"aftermidhight is so cute, id totally date them"

by aftermidhight May 25, 2020

aftering

aftering = combination of the words morning and afternoon. it’s meaning is when you are unsure if someone is awake during the morning or the afternoon you say “good aftering!”.

Charlie: Good aftering! Ahaha.
Mac: Charlie what the fuck did you just say?
Charlie: Good aftering?
Mac: What in the hell does that even mean?! God damn it Charlie it’s like everyday you say some dumb shit like this.
Dennis: Now Mac.... that word is hitting my ear very nicely I may add..
Mac: You know Dennis you’re right.. As mine.
Charlie: Are you kidding me, Mac.

by otogaris June 2, 2022

Aftering

To pursue someone or something.

He was aftering me and I couldn't escape.

by Flipineng wordsmith August 9, 2024

aftermidnight

Part/period of the day that goes from 00:00 until 05:59.

Aftermidnight.

by Çarilaç June 27, 2025

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.

If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.

by QuacksO December 20, 2025