One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.
One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke
One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.
A more colorful term for a dipshit.
One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke
One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.
A more colorful term for a dipshit.
It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.
Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
by meijer2000 November 19, 2009
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Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.
Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.
Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004
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Get the Afrino mug.Every year around the 5th of december the Dutch celebrate sinterklaas by doing a kind of secret santa that involves writing poems for and giving presents to friends and family. Absinterklaas is a man similar in most respects to sinterklaas, except he is woke and does not keep black slaves.
In the drinking game Absinterklaas, a usually dysfunctional group of friends writes insulting poems for each other and make each other drink shots of Absinthe according to an arbitrary and unfair set of rules. For instance, one person always has to drink when others do. The game ends when everyone has either passed out or is running around naked.
In the drinking game Absinterklaas, a usually dysfunctional group of friends writes insulting poems for each other and make each other drink shots of Absinthe according to an arbitrary and unfair set of rules. For instance, one person always has to drink when others do. The game ends when everyone has either passed out or is running around naked.
“
This year Absinterklaas was thinking
How many shots John would be drinking
”
Absint was mentioned, everybody drink!
And John drinks twice.
This year Absinterklaas was thinking
How many shots John would be drinking
”
Absint was mentioned, everybody drink!
And John drinks twice.
by Absintpiet December 7, 2019
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Get the half assing mug.Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011
Get the Cockballs Assington mug.this person literally makes my heart go 💕💘💖💗💓💞💝like literally she is such a heather and sad thing she would not accept it in a million years
there always is a swarm of simps around her and she being this prettiest sweetest talented lil innocent and naive muchkin is always so fucking polite to them😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤like whyyyyyyy
her face literally goes🥺🥺🥺like “hi i am baby pls take care” whenever she gets hungry (and she always is hungry at any given time of the day) and she always eats ice creams every day after school (how cute la🥰❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
she flirts in a sucha cute🧸🧸🧸🧸 and chill way that you cant really help but fall for her
and the best thing about her is that she is single😱😱😱😱😱 like can you fucking believe it?!?!?!???? she claims she has been single all her life😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 like how????? how is this even possible??!?!??!!
on god (isay this often eventho i am an atheist) i would make you the happiest and satisfied person ever to exist if you just agree to date me
you always occupy all the room in my heart and mind coz you have been my crush for almost two llloooooonnnnnggggggg years now
(me writing all this despite being sure that you will never see this:🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡))
there always is a swarm of simps around her and she being this prettiest sweetest talented lil innocent and naive muchkin is always so fucking polite to them😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤like whyyyyyyy
her face literally goes🥺🥺🥺like “hi i am baby pls take care” whenever she gets hungry (and she always is hungry at any given time of the day) and she always eats ice creams every day after school (how cute la🥰❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
she flirts in a sucha cute🧸🧸🧸🧸 and chill way that you cant really help but fall for her
and the best thing about her is that she is single😱😱😱😱😱 like can you fucking believe it?!?!?!???? she claims she has been single all her life😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 like how????? how is this even possible??!?!??!!
on god (isay this often eventho i am an atheist) i would make you the happiest and satisfied person ever to exist if you just agree to date me
you always occupy all the room in my heart and mind coz you have been my crush for almost two llloooooonnnnnggggggg years now
(me writing all this despite being sure that you will never see this:🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡))
me:a gf like afrina is all that i ever need in my life
guys at jc: afrina is cute
girls at jc:like bro afrina is soooo fuckingggg pretty like howwww
moral of the story:yea everyone basically wants to be afrina s bf at this point
& that includes the girls too
guys at jc: afrina is cute
girls at jc:like bro afrina is soooo fuckingggg pretty like howwww
moral of the story:yea everyone basically wants to be afrina s bf at this point
& that includes the girls too
by joey’s one vitta first cousin October 13, 2020
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