ben affleck

No doubt disposable,off with his head.

You piece of junk.
You piece of Affleck.

by darkus May 13, 2005

Aflac

An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."

Davo: Now, act like a duck!
Luis: Aflac!

by HugeBreasticle April 10, 2005

aflac

What this duck says in a commercial. Also used in social situations when somebody says something embarrassing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.

(A group of people are chatting)
Dave: Did any of you ever know that I have three testicles?
Rest of group: ............
(Long awkward pause)
You: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

by bobertdude September 22, 2007

aflack

Something you scream when you get caught by the duck hunter

Hunter:
FOUND YOU DUCKY!

Duck: AFLACK!!!!

by Sunadunna April 16, 2008

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

afflecking

'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.

I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.

by fire ape May 3, 2016

Ben Affleck

Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".

1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?

by Arrieth January 31, 2008