Actor/actress

If being yourself was really all you could do, there would be no actors and actresses, and there would certainly be no actors/actresses, or imitators telling other people to be themselves.

An actor/actress knows how to pose as other people, they do it all the time. The reality is you can be yourself, and you can also be a poser your entire life, and plenty of the people telling other people to be themselves are busy being posers themselves.

by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020

mattress actress

a girl who acts like she would be willing to sleep with you , for something gained but really has no intention of it.

as soon as i gave in and gave her 20 bucks she split, what a mattress actress

by doinksplat November 20, 2013

Fat Actress

A derrogatory term used when joking with friends to belittle and embarass them in front of others.

"I can't believe you just called your ex. Only fat actresses do that, knowing it'll cause all that drama."

by Jeromee March 28, 2005

Said The Actress To The Bishop

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.

"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

by Koshell September 3, 2013

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

Actress from Beruit

A covert way to refer to a lesbian.
AKA: a Lebanese Thespian (= Lesbian).

Tyson: "Hey Rick, check out that lady in the flanel overalls crushing beer cans on her forehead."
Rick: "Ha! She must be an actress from Beruit" (said in close proximity to the lady who could probably kick both Rick and Tyson's asses)

by Plasticsteak1 April 10, 2009