Acorn Dick

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip

It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?

by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

acornize

verb To acornize means to do what FOX News and conservatives did to ACORN, namely point out a single mistake and then build on that to condemn the whole organization. The word was first used on the Cynthia Black radio show.

Hannity is attempting to acornize of the safe schools czar.

by rich rick March 29, 2010

Acory

When a friend hooks up with a girl who has two babies each from different fathers.

"Hey did you hear what Tom did last night?"
"Yeah, Tom got his Acory on."

by Heav Notorious December 26, 2007

acorn

verb: the political act of altering a video and/or employing actors to create video footage that can then be altered to destroy a rival organization or person.

(Background: The tactics were used against Acorn, Shirley Sherrod and most recently, Planned Parenthood.)

Those House Republicans sure didn't waste any time after Planned Parenthood was acorned.

I loved how Jon Stewart acorned Glen Beck last night.

by Boogertee March 14, 2011

acorn

acorn is a nut that fat squirrels eat off of oak trees

person:look that squirrel is eating an acorn
other person: no shit

by cascadineddy August 20, 2007

acorn barnacle

Basically, an acorn barnacle is when the female has a barnacle-looking patch growing between her legs, along with maggots eating away at her pearl. There is a video online that you can watch to get a better picture.

Dave: yo dude i just had sex with tz the other day and turns out she got acorn barnacles
John: holy shit!!!

by saccharinsugar February 29, 2016

acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 September 14, 2016