The Abstinence

A sexual position in which the two partners engage in various activities of a sexual manner but don't engage in sexual intercourse.

"Honey, I'm on my period."
"That's okay. We can just do the Abstinence."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) May 15, 2013

abstinence

Most commonly known for not having sex until marriage. Also can mean not drinking till legal age (sometimes not drinking alcohol at all), not smoking and staying away from drugs

person 1- want some pot

person 2- nah thanks brah but ill stick to being a person with abstinence

by itsmeagain:) April 16, 2013

abstinence

The other definitions here are actually wrong.Abstinence I the act of not doing, I.e abstaining from any choice that could be perceived as immoral. This can and often does refer to sex but can also refer to alcohol, drugs, or other things.

Matt wants to focus on his classes and will choose abstinence at the party.

by Kaon the Spirit December 12, 2013

abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005

abstinence

Although it's the most fail-proof method of contraception, it's also the least fun. The word abstinence can mean refraining from something, e.g. abstinence from alcohol or drugs. But abstinence from sex is about as fun as watching paint dry. Various groups promoting abstinence use propaganda to get their way, such as videos of a couple having sex getting covered in horrible sores and dying in flames.

Abstinence group: Abstinence gets you into heaven! If you have sex outside of marriage, God will give you herpes, AIDS and all sorts of STDs!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!

by driftking18594 February 16, 2010

abstinence

something intelligent ppl practice. also, the best method of pregnancy prevention and std prevention

im not fat (im 5 foot 2 and weigh 90 pounds) and im not a churchie (im an atheist, actually) and i practice abstinence

by 7}{47 0n3 p3rs0n September 21, 2005

abstinence

not having sex till marrage and is also a form of touture for a girlfriend to do to a boyfriend.

guy says:wanna do it?
girl says:no iv got an abstinence!
guy says:masturbastion can only delay my needs.
girl says:i dont care about your feelings because iv got an abstinence

by alexdude666 January 13, 2009