Abscontia

An exclamation of offense or incredulity.

Jennifer: You know Becky, that top you're wearing is incredibly tacky.
Becky: Abscontia! You're just jealous that my parents are still together.

by Toldyoujosep December 7, 2022

abscurd

a mix between the words absurd and obscured that means the most bizarre otherworldly thing you’ve ever heard.

Ike said he was a good basketball player, but that’s absolutely abscurd.

by thiccginge February 24, 2023

Princess Abscess

A rare and majestic creature, native of middle earth. Sedentary in nature, but will make an effort for a good argument. Provoking it will cause a discharge of radioactive taco juice and will transform in a pseudo, Alan from "Hangover 2" looking monkey.
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'

That bitch! She's such a Princess Abscess
Damn... bitch?

by Dr. Culler January 28, 2021

abscess

A repulsive or destructive person in a comparison to a destructive infection.

He's an oozing adscess on the ass of our company.

by dave L.L. May 13, 2005

absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

by absconding May 18, 2014

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

abscissa

horizontal distance from a fixed line to a point

the abscissa.

by Word Fangirl August 28, 2016