Jennifer: You know Becky, that top you're wearing is incredibly tacky.
Becky: Abscontia! You're just jealous that my parents are still together.
Becky: Abscontia! You're just jealous that my parents are still together.
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A rare and majestic creature, native of middle earth. Sedentary in nature, but will make an effort for a good argument. Provoking it will cause a discharge of radioactive taco juice and will transform in a pseudo, Alan from "Hangover 2" looking monkey.
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'
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Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.
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