Im on a phone dumbass

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.

1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020

Make a phone call

Code phrase used by a buddy to warn his friends that he is going off to his room to masturbate.

Kevin "I gotta go make a phone call"

Mike "Alright, make sure to lock your door"

by lumstar123 February 21, 2011

make a phone call to John Wayne

This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."

"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."

"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."

by the crab show July 8, 2009

knife fight in a phone booth

A chaotic scene or moment. (As you can imagine, if two people had a knife fight in a phone booth, it would be rather chaotic.)

I only invited a few close friends to the party, but when I opened the door, it was like walking into a knife fight in a phone booth.

by wyattstorch42 September 17, 2013

amphone

Hardworking; Caring ; Provides for people for luck in return

Her name is Amphone

by ro.lexx July 12, 2017

left turn-aphobe

Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.

husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"

by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011

bone-a-phone

pecker, schlong

She plays a mean bone-a-phone.

by Turd Furguson May 25, 2004