down-town surprise

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.

Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.

by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014

Going Down Town

"Going Down Town..." is the name of a famous song that everyone knows by heart and joins in to finish with you as soon as you say the first three words.

"Going down town, gonna see my gal, gonna sing her a song, gonna show her my ding dong."

by benighse January 9, 2010

Hammer Down Town

… A town where people don’t hate you. A town incorporated by Pat and Ken . Also see Simple Man Productions … also see Tidwell Trio❤️

I’m happy as Hale cause I’m from Hammer Down Town

by McMurph101 September 6, 2021

goin down town

An incredible play on words from the fantastic TV show Arrested Development.

Lucille: Is there Anything I can do?
Military Guy: You could always...go down town...

I know that this doesn't say "goin down town," but screw it.

by tuanomsoc September 24, 2006

Down Town Crab Crown

When a Man has Crabs infesting his pubic hair. He then shave off his pubes and gets a blow job from a woman, then he ejaculates on to the womans forehead and be for she has a chance to wipe off the ejaculate the man rubs his crab infested pubes into the jizz on the womans forehead. Giving her a "Crab Crown" after she went down town.

"Dude I gave this chick a down town crab crown last night. She was to pissed to wipe it off before she left."

by D Shizznight February 3, 2010

ground round down town

to have a big butt

I may be on the track team, but I'm still a little bit ground round down town.

by feminist,the December 9, 2008

Down Town Leroy Brown

Getting high while around other people.

Today at school Antwan was Down Town Leroy Brown.

by Lshasty May 5, 2009