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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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You a Turkey

the person calling you a turkey is basically saying you a bitch , go getcho lick back.
jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.

James: ….

Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022
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A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.
by yella fella March 23, 2011
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Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.
"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."
by TeaOwe January 13, 2009
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Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich
by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019
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a turkey

to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up
A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.
by Trev1979 August 14, 2009
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