afap

as fucked as possible.

to simply get as fucked as you possibly can on alcohol and/or narcotics.

"gemma just broke up with me man, i'm just so confused right now, cold really use some company"
"dude as your best friend i think there's only one thing for it, LET'S GET AFAP!"
"awh Jerry your the best!"
*high five*

by jonty123 May 28, 2011

AFAP

All Finger Anal Penetration

"so dustin...did you hook up with her last night?"
"yea"
"what happened?"
"AFAP"

by Kykle September 23, 2007

AFAP

To ejaculate in an extremely short period of time, to the point of embarrassment.

Guy 1- "Did you hear Jim and Neha hooked up last night?
Guy 2- "Oh yeah, I actually talked to him about it. He said they went at it for a good half hour!"
Guy 1- "I dunno dude. Neha said as soon as he took his pants off he completely afapped."

by Ecuadorian_Boy March 25, 2010

AFAP

As free as possible

I'm broke until Friday, need to spend the week AFAP

by pseudo12 March 11, 2015

afap

as fancy as possible

You should def. build the App afap, cause generation Y will like it.

by Do it afap or dont April 24, 2019