Clerkdom

The Kingdom where low level employees, who want to get even with society making your life as miserable as possible, reign. Vicious social group made of clerks who do menial tasks in an office, or at a sales counter or service desk at a store or hotel.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.

Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?

Welcome to Clerkdom!

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 9, 2003

ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.

"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"

by goblowup808 April 12, 2010

Clerks 2

The funniest fucking movie ever!!!!!!!!

Yo i saw clerks 2 the other day it was fucking hilarious

by Nick Loi September 17, 2006

shoe clerk

A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.

Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up

Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!

That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!

by AF dude March 20, 2008

Clerk

Often found in Law Offices, this master of the copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying, making coffee, running petty errands, collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.

Person 1 - "So where you working at these days?"

Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"

Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"

Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"

by Captian Clerk March 17, 2010

shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.

"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."

by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008