zooty fruity

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.

Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo

by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

zooty loops

When you eat fruit loops while being zoned

Im fuckin zooty loops mane

by Zoot Loops February 1, 2013

Zooty Tootie

When your just so high, beyond high, feeling like on a different planet

“Dude, I’m so zooty tootie right now”

by Sauceyy Jocie October 17, 2021

zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.

by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

Zooty Call

Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.

"I've been in all night drinking gut rot cider, just got a zooty call at midnight. Best be on my way lads. Tata".

by trumpetface February 20, 2011

Zootie

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.

"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"

"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"

by Svenukhm February 11, 2021