A really cool guy with nice guitar skills and a weird aversion to pineapple pizza. Loyal to his friends, funny, and snarky in just the right doses.
Girl: Look at that hot guy!
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
Other girl: Yeah I know him (*major flex moment*) That’s Zephan. He says someone got impaled on a statue and clearly knows how to dance, he’s so cultured
Girl: Bro what a fuckin legend
Other girl: Damn right
by Distractor in Chief October 7, 2021
Get the Zephan mug.A town an hour northeast of Tampa, FL. It is the City of Pure Water and the home of Zephyrhills Water Co. Its main population is derived from Retirees living in trailer parks that come down for the winter, these are called Snowbirds. These seasonal folk literally triple the population from the months of October to March. The normal population of the town hate them.
The talk of the town centered around the Super Walmart. (that went in something around 10 years ago) This lasted for about 5 years, 1 before it went up, 1 while it got built, and 3 years after. The main entertainments for high school students living in Zephyrhills are bowling, mudding, drinking, and going to watch movies.
If a person doesn't manage to get out of Z-hills, as it "affectionately" gets termed, within 5 years of graduation (or heaven forbid goes back) they never leave.
My personal name for this town was Zephyrhell.
The talk of the town centered around the Super Walmart. (that went in something around 10 years ago) This lasted for about 5 years, 1 before it went up, 1 while it got built, and 3 years after. The main entertainments for high school students living in Zephyrhills are bowling, mudding, drinking, and going to watch movies.
If a person doesn't manage to get out of Z-hills, as it "affectionately" gets termed, within 5 years of graduation (or heaven forbid goes back) they never leave.
My personal name for this town was Zephyrhell.
Person 1: It's such a nice day outside. Why don't we go take a drive through Zephyrhills?
Person 2: And have to deal with the snowbirds driving 10 under the limit? NO Thank YOU. I'll Stay right here, where it is safe.
Person 2: And have to deal with the snowbirds driving 10 under the limit? NO Thank YOU. I'll Stay right here, where it is safe.
by Anna Strait April 14, 2008
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A confident, handsome, yet romantic man. His confidence makes him respectable and automatically makes him attractive whether you can see it or not. He is always loyal and self aware. His commitment to a relationship is strong and he will always be determined. Zephania has a spectacular sense of humor. If you ever find a Zephania, get to know him on a personal level and build a relationship with him because I promise you won’t regret it. He will not give up, just give him time to figure things out. Zephania has so many amazing layers that you will learn to love; or you immediately admire 😉.
by Anonymousiguess May 26, 2019
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by Jalon December 21, 2016
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Todd came to our party last night, and within four minutes the house was completely empty because he dropped a black zephyr. I still can't see out of one eye.
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