Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

by coolio1981 February 3, 2010

yonks

A long time - too long to contemplate!

The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'

by AKJH December 25, 2007

yonked

a word used to describe the feeling of tripping on a hallucinogen such as LSD, shrooms, Ayahuasca, etc.

No I can't go to the fundraising event, I'm fuckin yonked out of my mind.

by Toe Knee226 February 21, 2014

Yonk

To defeat an opponent in the most awesome way possible. To truly yonk someone or something is to leave potential spectators in awe with jaws firmly dropped.

Oh my gosh, did you see the finale of Avatar the Last Airbender? Spoilers Aang totally yonked the fire lord!

by Leaf Surlevent May 22, 2022

Yonk

Another way to say “let’s go” and a way to express happiness, started by the great streamer Paul

I won! Yonk Yonk

by Lightindahouse August 3, 2023

yonked

throwing an object or words

'dude last night i yonked my controller while playing'

or: 'stop yonking bullshit around with that filthy mouth of yours'

by bbyyil February 8, 2021

Yonk

v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose

The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.

Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.

Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 2, 2018