weed yelp

To find a marijuana dispensary by means of reading reviews.

How can I find weed around here? Just weed yelp it.

by Bobby Digital786 December 12, 2010

Yelp-Fu

The art of yelping. In particular, using words designed to cut or slash at the business owner's sense of self-worth.

Your yelp-fu was so good that I heard the business closed-down, yo!

Or,

Don't make me bust-out some Yelp-Fu on that place...

by Shannon Buckley January 12, 2009

A Yelp Of Karens

When 3 or more middle aged women that like to complain to the manager get together and complain at a business, or are seen wandering the store with their highlighted hair.

1. Look at that Yelp Of Karens over there. They’ve been complaining about their food the whole time.

2. A Yelp of Karens just came in, make sure you’re extra nice so they don’t give us a bad review.

by Bass211 October 31, 2019

Yelp Effect

The over inflation of an establishment's true worth by unqualified, self-affirming know-nothings ("yelpers") & the immediate feelings of anger, disgust, remorse, and self loathing that inevitably occur after one heeds such advice.

Ted:

Damnit, Joe! Those lousy yelpers tricked me into thinking a run-down hole-in-the-wall *insert establishment* was the second coming of *insert god/messiah figure*!

Joe:
Ha! Another victim of the yelp effect, sucka.

by Jay Whizzle June 5, 2009

self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers

Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow

by animom June 30, 2010

Nigga Yelp

When a black person yells out their window at pedestrians/traffic. Usually about loud noises or people shining their shiny polished chrome domes in their eyes.

"Why you niggas yelping? Nigga yelp yelp yelp!

by g41g3sm1th June 16, 2011

Yelp Special

What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

"Hey, did you see that chef over there?"
"Yeah man, he was giving that critic the Yelp Special."

by TheThrowawayofJustice December 11, 2015