X-File

1. A term used to describe a convicted child molester that has been released from prison.

2. A popular television show in the 90's about 2 FBI agents investigating the paranormal.

That X-File is just going to molest more kids, he should have been killed in prison.

by fatso December 11, 2004

X-File

It a term for downloading porn off the internet.

John been downloading x-files from Kazaa.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004

Must be an X-File

When someone/thing is so beautiful and breathtaking that it seems out of this world

Wow that Gillian Anderson is so beautiful…must be an X-File

by Mariana Sofia February 27, 2018

watch X-Files

1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.

2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.

Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."

Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.

Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.

by A penguin's lost hat March 05, 2010

X Files Nut

When you jerk of and you can see the cum shot only for it to disappear when you try to clean it up

When jack was wanking he expiriebced an X Files Nut

by Lord Wankington The 3rd January 18, 2017

Overcoat Show (see X Files)

N.TV noir- extranatural crime drama with characters clad in overcoats in seemingly all climates. Also a near decade long history of the miniaturization of cellphone tecnology.

TNT inserts commercials in strange places in reruns of the overcoat show.

by Noel S December 04, 2003